Saturday, July 16, 2011

Mushroom Hunting in West Virginia

Just a little show and tell here.  On my way up to Wheeling I stopped in the Monongahela National Forest for some backpacking and general Tom Foolery.  Along the way I found some chantrelle mushrooms that were absolutely huge.  Chantrelles are very common in the backcountry all over.  I find them in Colorado like it's nobody's business.  But this was my first Southern Fried chantrelle finding. 

The best way to cook them is not like other mushrooms, where you cook them on high heat and try to get some good brown color on them.  The water content of chantrelles is simply too high to pull that off without drying the chantrelles partially before doing it.  And even when you do that the flavor of the actual chantrelle is flat and the texture is rubbery.  Weak sauce.  Instead, just cut them into a few pieces and sweat them (low heat in a frying pan) in lots of butter.  When you do, the juices leak out and it simmers gently.  Season with salt and eat almost like a simple mushroom soup.  It's actually pretty dang good. 

Anyway, check out these giants.  My hand smelled like them for 3 hours after just touching one for 15 seconds.  Yeah I brought my video camera.  Always looking for that frickin' sasquatch.  Can't seem to get health or cooking videos to go viral...

12 comments:

  1. Prettiest shrooms I've ever seen.

    So are mushrooms on your YES list? :-)

    Fifty bucks a pound!? Really?

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  2. mmmmnnnn.... I love mushrooms. My latest mushroom romance has been growing my beautiful scoby 'mushroom' in my buch. Perfect time of year for a creamy white perfect mother, makes a perfect brew. I like to bottle it with lime and mint. unoriginal, but really good.

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  3. I have no idea what you are talking about, Jessica, but it sounds really dirty. :-)

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  4. I dated Tom Foolery back in the 70's.
    :-)

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  5. Lime and mint kombucha--sounds good! 'buch'= kombucha; scoby='symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast.'

    General Tom Foolery--what army?

    Harvesting chanterelles is a trip out in OR--they _hide_! Yours look a little more forward.

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  6. I gotta hand to God, he knew that veganism was silly eons ago.

    Romans 14:1-23 ESV

    As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions. One person believes he may eat anything, while the weak person eats only vegetables.

    God Knows! He said some other bullcrap about cloven hooves and eating pigs is bad but I tend to ignore his ramblings. That crazy guy!

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  7. Debbie-

    I envision Tom Foolery looking kind of like a love child of Tom Selleck and Chuck Woolery. Is this accurate?

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  8. yes and he rode a motorcycle. pure 70's bad ass.
    xo

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  9. I believe it was those always-reliable nutrition researchers the Beastie Boys who said:

    "Tom Thumb, Tom Cushman, or Tom Foolery / I'm dating women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery"

    And, perhaps unrelatedly but always apropos, you'll be pleased to know that later in that song they conclude:

    "Cause I announce I like girls that bounce / With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce"

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  10. I do have some bounce but it is reducing due to my Peatish like ways.
    :-)
    Love the Beasties btw.

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  11. Made Tom Selleck SO jealous he took up wearing those gay Hawaiian shirts to offset his mustaches wimpiness.

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